Friday, 9 January 2009
Cheshire Cat
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Monday, 8 December 2008
A Winter Tale
With the sun on full this Saturday I decided it would be a good day for a winter spin. It was quite cold the night before (-4 C), the cat was stuck on us all night like a limpet. The day promised a balmy +4 C, it was time to ride. My kitting up took more time than I thought. Bib shorts, thermals (top & bottom), tights, long sleeve base layer, winter jersey, neck warmer, skull cap, gloves, cycle socks, wool socks, overshoes and shades. I was an overstuffed sausage (Pork and Lycra) but ready to go none the less. I even managed to put my arms down, unlike poor little Ralphie's brother in the classic film "A Christmas Story". In the film a little boy's mother puts so many layers of clothes on her son to go to school that he can't see or even put his arms down. I think the remark about "preparing for deep sea diving" was quite apt. Anyway, the mother says "you can put your arms down when you get to school". Anyone who grew up in the great white north can sympathize.
I had a really nice ride out into
Being in the middle of nowhere my next concern was for the bike. Both tires were true and inflated. Only a slight bend on my handle bars and STI's. Both of these problems were easily fixed on the road. At least I had transport. Feeling totally paranoid about ice, I set off on a slow hobble, not wanting to risk another episode. After about 30 minutes of walking and very slow un-clipped riding, I managed to get to my return roads, which I knew were ice free.
Once at home I dosed up on some cycling candy (ibuprofen), washed/repaired my bike, got some hot food and hit the showers. Once in the shower I saw a nice bit of bloody road rash on my arm. The strange thing is, there was no tearing or ripping in either my jersey or base layer. How this happened I don't' know, comments please.
The lesson for the day was 1) don't ride the day after a heavy night frost, when in doubt stay home. 2) 25 mm wet tires have 0 grip on icy tarmac, you will fall. 3) Several layers of clothing are a good thing. 4) Having a dedicated winter bike is well worth it, if it had been my Madone, I would have been in tears. 4) Red wine and a hot bath cures all fall related ills.
Chuck
p.s. 5 falls since 2005 only 1 trip to hospital.
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Wednesday, 1 October 2008
Hadrian's Audax - Day 2 Grindon to Whitley Bay
I was up early on the morning, watching the sunrise over the moors. A lot of low lying fog and lavender skies made for an eerie scene. We had a band of rain pass over us during the night and the forecast was for clear skies with a cool morning. Our host Les set us up for the day with another full breakfast (not losing any weight on this trip!). We setup our bikes for the relatively short ride, hoping to finish by the afternoon.
We set off at
We made the descent into the valley at high speed (60+ km/hr). Losing all our gained altitude in mere minutes. We had to throw out the anchors to keep from going too fast and putting ourselves in a position where a fall would be disastrous. A quick stop on the river for pictures and we were on our way up a 14% grade again. This one was tough. Mark and I set off ahead of Steve and Maile (still struggling with a duff derailleur). Within the first few minutes, Mark and I were on our lowest gears and out of the saddle. When it looked like we were beat and ready for a stroll, the slope levelled off just enough to catch our breath. We then marched a slow and steady cadence up to a point where we finally levelled off. Although we both felt knackered (and a little sick) we had made it without too much difficulty. Steve and Maile were not far behind. We stopped for a quick breather before going up and over the last 80 metres.
The only redeeming thing about this climb was that it was mostly downhill to the coast from the top. There would be a few small hills, but there would also be a lot of coasting and fast spinning. By the time we descended the moors, we were desperate for a coffee and cake stop. Fortunately there was a farm shop just in the right place. Nothing like hot coffee and cake to warm the soul and a cool morning!
Not soon after our cake stop, we hit the built up areas of greater
After some seaside snaps, Mark's wife took him and Maile back to Grindon to collect the car while Steve and I waited. Steve and I decided to pedal north to find a pub and wait for Maile to collect us. We had a couple of pints at a pub in Seaton Sluice before heading to the nearest car park for collection. The drive back south was uneventful and we made it back to Crewe and Nantwich at
Chuck
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Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Hadrian's Audax - Day 1 Bowness-on-Solway to Grindon
We all met up on the evening of Friday the 26th in Our ride east towards
Once in busy

Once out of



Chuck
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Thursday, 4 September 2008
The Next Challenge - Hadrian's Audax
For our next outing we are planning to do a coast-to-coast ride roughly following the line of Hadrian's Wall. We will be setting off on the 27th of September from Bowness-on-Solway in Cumbria. We will be doing the ride over two days with a stay at The Old Repeater Station, which is North of Haydon Bridge. Our ride ends at Whitley Bay, North of Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Since this ride will be in the autumn, we are hoping for good weather, but not expecting the best. There are four riders on this journey, the profiles of which will follow later. Here is a map of our route (~150 km).
Chuck
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Wednesday, 3 September 2008
It's All Over
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Saturday, 19 July 2008
Day 7 Bodmin to Land's End
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